Seems God was just about done creating the universe, had a
couple of left-over things left in his bag of creations, so he
stopped by to visit Adam and Eve in the Garden.
He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away
was the ability to stand up and pee. "It's a very handy
thing," God told the couple who he found hanging around under
an apple tree. "I was wondering if either one of you wanted
Adam popped a cork. Jumped up and begged, "Oh, give that to
me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems the sort of thing
a Man should do. Oh please, oh please, oh please, let me have
that ability. I'd be so great! When I'm working in the garden
or naming the animals, I could just let it rip, I'd be so
cool. Oh please God let it be me who you give that gift to,
let me stand and pee, oh please........." On and on he went
like an excited little boy (who had to pee).
Eve just smiled and shook her head at the display. She told
God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, and it sure seemed
to be the sort of thing that would make him happy, she really
wouldn't mind if Adam were the one given the ability to stand
up and pee.
And so it was. And it was...well, good.
"Fine," God said, looking back into his bag of left-over
gifts. "What's left here? Oh yes, multiple orgasms..."