Women are dangerous


The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background

checks, interviews, and testing were done, there were three finalists, two men and

a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large

metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the

circumstances. Inside of this room you will find your wife sitting in a

chair. Kill her." Said the CIA agent.

The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."

The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went

into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out

with tears in his eyes.

"I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go


Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to

kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room.

Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing,

banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.  The door opened

slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and

said, "You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. I had to

beat him to death with the chair."