A man went into a bar after work one day, and after a few beers he noticed a man passed out in the corner. After an hour or so the fellow was still very drunk and incoherant, so, being a nice guy, the first man decided to take him home. He looked up the drunk's address in his wallet, then started struggling to get the man out to his car.
Dragging, heaving, and finally carrying him over his shoulder, he finally reached his car, then proceeded to repeat the process in front of the drunk's house. When he rang the door bell a pleasant looking woman answered.
"Oh, thank you so much for bringing him home," she said. "But where's his wheelchair?"