A telephonic exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review...


Room Service: "Morny.   Ruin sorbees."


Guest: "Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service."


Room Service : "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"


Guest: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."


Room Service: "Ow July den?"


Guest: "What??"


Room Service: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?"


Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."


Room Service: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"


Guest: "Crisp will be fine"


Room Service: "Hokay.  An San tos?"


Guest: "What?"


Room Service: "San tos.  July San tos?"


Guest: "I don't think so"


Room Service: "No? Judo one toes??"


Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes' means."


Room Service: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singuestlish moppinuest we bother?"


Guest: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine.

Yes, an English muffin will be fine."


Room Service: "We bother?"


Guest: "No. . . just put the bother on the side."


Room Service: "Wad?"


Guest: "I mean butter. . .just put it on the side."


Room Service: "Copy?"


Guest: "Sorry?"


Room Service: "Copy...tea...mill?"


Guest: "Yes.  Coffee please, and that's all."


Room Service: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??"


Guest: "Whatever you say."


Room Service: "Tendjewberrymud."


Guest : "You're welcome."