To: Dave; Keith Marsh; Bill Wainwright; Steve Riggs; Keetha Rajavel;

Lisa Blayden; Phil Brightman; Domenico DeVitto; Jon Rose; Bruce Warmer;

Dominic Le Garsmeur; Ian Shrimpton; Brian Passingham; Dave Cooper; Paul

Stracey; Jon Bees; Simon Jones; Debbie Vowles; Bruce Adams

Cc: Paul Cook; Phil Oldroyd; Paul Cooper; Colin Muir; Andy Cross


There was this lady who wanted to find the perfect husband. So, she put an add in the paper that said,"Wanted: A husband that won't beat me, run away from me, and is good in bed."


A few weeks later, the doorbell rings. When she answered it there was a man with no arms and no legs.


Lady: May I help you?


Man: I'm here about your ad in the paper.


Lady: I don't think you meet the requirements.


Man: Look, I have no arms so I can't beat you, I have no legs so I can't run away from you....


Lady: But you have to be good in bed...


Man: How do you think I rang the doorbell?